The BPO Dudes

How was your weekend buddie ? Cool Man. A typical answer to a question from a BPO dude. Who are BPO dudes? The nocturnal Homo Sapiens who sleep during the day and work in the night, drink less water and more diet colas, weekend means pubs or discos and if by mistake you happen to wear a formal shirt on a friday you are a bhaiyaji type.
My friend recently joined a BPO and on the first party on the weekend. He dressed himself in one of the best outfits he had ( formals) and on the entry gate itself, the question was " don't you have a evening wear". My friend was embarassed. He asked me what is a evening wear. Even I too didn't had any answer. I told him to use his R&D astras to find out so that I too will get an answer. The research showed it can be T-shirts, shirts with rings, buttons or feathers, short kurtas, torn pants, 3/4ths. It can be any damn thing in this world which can cover the important parts of the body but not the regular ones.
This is just about the dress there are lot many things to learn before being a BPO dude. I was in a friend's apartment one day. The have named that residential building as WTO towers as it is one of the biggest residential complex in that area. We were about to leave the place, a dude came and asked "is anyone having a Kini". I was taken to surprise, he is looking like a cool dude but why on earth is he asking for tobacco. Our answer was sorry we don't chew tobacco. The reply was, Oh! sorry I mean Kinetic Honda. The BPO dudes can shorten any sentence in this world. Next time if you are talking to them beware with your lingo.
They don't use walkman or discman they only use Ipods and if you don't use the latest gadgets it is a crime in their fraternity. There is a big list of things for one to be BPO dude. Are you planning ? Than maybe the time has come to start a BPO dude grooming center. Hey nice idea buddie why not me be the first, anyone wanna join !